You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“ You wanted a weapon.”“ It was a stick.”“ It had a bow on it.”“ It was a stick.”“ I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.
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Derek Landy
Love' is the only weapon I have, I will defend with love, I will attack with love.
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Amit Kalantri
Sex could be a blissful communion, . But it could also be a weapon, and its absence, sometimes, was required for the establishment of peace.
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Ann Brashares
You can’t get the blood out.
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Steven Ramirez
Time is your weapon, If you lose it, you will lose the battle.
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Khaled Ibrahim
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Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.
Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.
Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
As a lobbyist he had long ago concluded there was no difference in how Democrats and Republicans conducted the business of government. The game stayed the same: It was always about favors and friends, and who controlled the dough. Party labels were merely a way...
